*Disclaimer: Continue reading only if you have already acknowledged that pink boy and i have no life, or else you may be in for a surprise.*
6:00 PM: Went to James's house and sat there entertaining myself with a wooden sword and james's hanging hat collection.
7:00 PM: Went to the park with pizza, watched james do homework, ate the pizza, attempted in vain many times to circle the park on a scooter with one push.
8:00 PM: Decided to have some fun with the now empty pizza box. Walked around the park. Whenever a pedestrian(s) drew near, we would stage an argument, which ultimately ended every time with both of us sprawled on the ground laughing our rear ends off after smashing and stomping on the supposedly "New" pizza in front of our victims.
8:30 PM: After repeating this process 3 times, the pizza box in question was now completely demolished and unable to serve its purpose. Therefore it was properly disposed of in a neighbor's trash bin.
8:40 PM: We went to James's house and somehow ended up with two wooden swords. A neighbor had placed a plastic lawn chair outside next to their dumpster for recycling. We decided that it was our rightful duty to make sure that chair never sees the light of day again. We took care of it.
9:00 PM: We walked to Rite Aid, but before leaving i came across James's coin collection. At that moment i was struck with a brilliant idea, so we took half his coin collection to Rite Aid, and bought 6 liters of soda in pennies.
9:10 PM: We had 6 liters of soda on our hands, so we decided to have a drinking contest. After chugging 10 consecutive cups of soda, i was unable to continue and began barfing in the bathroom. James, however, downed 10 more for a grand total of 20 cups, which is equivalent to a 2 liter bottle of soda.
10:00 PM: I drunkenly rode my bike home. | 
